I really need to clean up my language.

I mean my kid is probably going to start reading this before he turns four. How am I going to explain to my son what a monkey fucking ass eater is or some other obsessively vulgar cussing that comes up during the rants. It's these vendors that make me mean I swear. Normally I try and be as nice as humanly possible but I've had some of the most incompetent people supporting the stuff we have at work. It's truly pathetic. It makes me want to hang myself with the contract. Anyway